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1 Funny Vampire Quotes on Tue Jun 02, 2009 11:49 pm

Jessica*


Heroic vampire
One thing vampire children are taught is, never run with a wooden stake."

— Jack Handy, 'Deep Thoughts'

"Lisa, vampires are make-believe, like elves, gremlins, and eskimos."

— Homer Simpson

"Oh, Lisa, you and your stories! 'Bart is a Vampire' ... 'Beer kills off brain cells' ... Now lets go back... to... that building... where bed and TV... is."

— Homer Simpson

"There will be hoards of vampire bats descending on Beverly Hills.... We'll see if they can find any real flesh to puncture. I don't know."

— Lucy Lawless, referencing the Hollywood premiere of 'Vampire Bats'

"I have never met a vampire personally, but I don't know what might happen tomorrow."

— Bela Lugosi

"I was particularly stunned by the casting of [Tom] Cruise, who is no more my Vampire LeStat than Edward G. Robinson is Rhett Butler."

— Anne Rice

"Following the Rumanian tradition, garlic is used in excess to keep the vampires away... Following the Jewish tradition, a dispenser of schmaltz (liquid chicken fat) is kept on the table to give the vampires heartburn if they get through the garlic defense."

— Calvin Trillin

2 Re: Funny Vampire Quotes on Tue Jun 02, 2009 11:51 pm

Jessica*


Heroic vampire
“When other little girls wanted to be ballet dancers I kind of wanted to be a vampire.”

Angelina Jolie

3 Re: Funny Vampire Quotes on Wed Jun 03, 2009 2:06 pm

Edward's spider-monkey


Heroic vampire
wow!!! nisam znala da je angelina tako cool!!!

4 Re: Funny Vampire Quotes on Wed Jun 03, 2009 3:01 pm

twilight's angel


Heroic vampire
xD hahaha...i ja sad hocu da budem vampir

5 Re: Funny Vampire Quotes on Wed Jun 03, 2009 3:27 pm

Edward's spider-monkey


Heroic vampire
xexe... ko ne... msm posle twilighta... biti princessa je out!!

6 Re: Funny Vampire Quotes on Wed Jun 03, 2009 3:34 pm

twilight's angel


Heroic vampire
u potpunosti je out. Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy

7 Re: Funny Vampire Quotes on Wed Jun 03, 2009 4:27 pm

_GaGa_92


Denali Clan Moderator
kakva crna princeza??? zelim da pijem krv! omg xDDDD


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8 Re: Funny Vampire Quotes on Wed Jun 03, 2009 4:29 pm

twilight's angel


Heroic vampire
xD xD xD pa to i kazemo.

fuck being a princess, i wanna be a vampire! xD lol

9 Re: Funny Vampire Quotes on Wed Jun 03, 2009 4:30 pm

_GaGa_92


Denali Clan Moderator
exactly SmileSmileSmile dosadno mi je ovako,kad sam samo covek....i want more SmileSmile xDDD


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10 Re: Funny Vampire Quotes on Wed Jun 03, 2009 4:31 pm

twilight's angel


Heroic vampire
majke mi. dajte bre, ako ne vampirstvo, hocu da imam neke moci, ili nesto tako.xD

11 Re: Funny Vampire Quotes on Wed Jun 03, 2009 4:35 pm

_GaGa_92


Denali Clan Moderator
pa to kazem xDDDD bar neshto,ovako sam dosadila i drugima i samoj sebi,i samo kukam...ahahahhaha SmileSmile


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12 Re: Funny Vampire Quotes on Wed Jun 03, 2009 5:07 pm

Edward's spider-monkey


Heroic vampire
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13 Re: Funny Vampire Quotes on Wed Jun 03, 2009 5:08 pm

_GaGa_92


Denali Clan Moderator
TO,CARE! tu majcu zelim...


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14 Re: Funny Vampire Quotes on Wed Jun 03, 2009 5:12 pm

Edward's spider-monkey


Heroic vampire
xexe... pa da!

evo za moju bebu
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za mene
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15 Re: Funny Vampire Quotes on Wed Jun 03, 2009 5:21 pm

twilight's angel


Heroic vampire
ahahaah....jasper says relax.XD hooooocu toooo!

16 Re: Funny Vampire Quotes on Fri Jun 05, 2009 7:18 pm

The.Cold.One


Cullen Family Administrator
Cullen Family   Administrator
"One thing vampire children are taught is, never run with a wooden stake."

— Jack Handy, 'Deep Thoughts
hahahhahaha najjace!!! xD


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